Craigslist

One of the favorite websites that I visit is the infaous Craigslist. A wealth or strangers, dangers, and sales, I peruse the bikes, pets, apartments, missed connections, you name it. Being a recovering girlfriend, I look for what kind of guy is left out there that I haven't met. I mean, my options should be open based on what I settled for last time. However, all the men for women ads I viewed were filled with tools and losers. I may not have luck on that site, but I did think of fun things to narrow my search for the 'perfect' mate (side note: does not exist.)

1. Cannot wear football jerseys.
2. Must not pick nose in public.
3. Can handle alcohol to the point that no one ever can tell when you are actually drunk.
4. Can spell decently enough not to drive me crazy.
5. Must love Mom.
6. Offers to buy food, especially if he eats a lot.
7. Does not have crazy skank notches on his belt.
8. Not a former criminal.
9. His friends must be reasonably attractive and driven. Your friends make you.
10. The kind that surprises me at work.
11. No bad breath. Sorry, mine smells good.
12. Can't smokey the ciggs routinely- I quit!!!
13. Must look good naked.
14. Does not avoid locations because he has an ex there, got kicked out, etc.
15. Is nice to anyone with a service job.
16. Stands up for me when I get scared.
17. Laughs all the time.
18. Preferably does not owe big debts.
19. Does not obsess with looks.
20. Likes being barefoot with nice feet.
21. Mild criminal record ok, as long as no one was hurt.
22. My dad must like him. Hasn't happened yet!
23. Responsible enough to have his name attachd to a car, or a rental, something.
24. Interested in improving his life.
25. Eats healthy.