At first, I thought the trend was a sign of the stress I had eliminated from my life when I chose to end communication with Adrian. After a meeting with professional scientists today, evidence points to....looking like a kid.
Our discussions on the budget crisis, complications in bargaining proposals, and direct references to a college education could not sway the expert scientists from commenting as we ended our meeting, " I saw you around the office and I swear you can't be out of high school"
I have become concerned as increasing reports of youthfulness have led me to believe that perhaps that accident I had when I was 13 actually stunted my growth and led me to stop aging. Doctors back then knew that the accident halted my growth as I retain the title as smallest person in our family. It was estimated that I was to grow until I was 21 to reach 5'10, as my mother had. At 13 I was 5'7, and I remain that height today.
Skeptical of my theory? Fine, but you got lotsa 'splaining to do to those scientists today. 3 outta 4 agree I may be the eternal Melissa.
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