Not quite. Today being Tuesday but really my Monday. Really, the next four days should be Saturdays, but my pay results in workweeks to be included during spring break.
The other leg aide in my office has enough money to buy a house. I probably can't afford to buy a gun, so I will omit whats really on my mind.
No matter how independent I am, I want to strangle my cat and living by myself is damn lonely. My friends want me to let devil Kitty to run free outside, but he probably won't come back and I can't afford flea treatments for the little shit.
I told my friend when I was drunk that I wanted to go on a cruise with her and our friend Janet this spring. I'm too broke to go, and the money I do have all went to my new bike. I haven't called her back and I feel hella bad.
My mom is so fucking upset with me for not hitting her back this weekend to arrange when she could come visit. Well moms, baby is broke, super fucking messy, and the only enjoyment she gets from life these days is something baby knows you don't want baby takin' a part of. Socially acceptable, but not by moms!
And thanks for ragging on me on Facebook. You got the one family member I hate to pitch in her two cents too, so thanks.
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Moms....ehhh.
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