Hey BP and Feds:
I noticed you responding to the oil disaster by placing dirty oil-soaked sand into plastic bags. On the cover of USA Today, the picture panned the length of a beach and all I could see were the ENVIRONMENTALLY DISASTEROUS plastic bags holding all of the icky sand. Listen, dumbfucks, so you can't stop the oil. OK. But STOP pouring chemicals into the gulf to break up the oil that is proven to sicken anyone in a 50-mile radius. STOP putting the oil in plastic bags.
Obama-quit being lax and step up and force BP to change the chemical dispersants like right the fuck now. Put the fucking sand in wheelbarrows and then into a larger container which can fill the sandboxes of BP exec's children so they can understand the scope of what they did. Get to the site and plug the effing hole. How about shooting some steel into that hole? That shit is strong, even under 5,000 feet. Hello, submarines? Why aren't they there? Where the fuck is the Navy? Those dolphins could be rescued and trained to dismantle underwater bombs. The Navy does this now.
Also, why was the off-shore drilling regulator's office in Colorado? Is that to protect them from the inevitable?? Hope that doesn't mean emminent threat to our beautiful California. I kILL you if you touch our beaches, beotches.
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