Oreally?

I have had enough issues with the blood-thirsty campaigners (who I doubt do anything) call and call and call to have me volunteer. I have no hearing, no car, and the last phone back I went to you did not have enough food to feed me or 4 others. GFY.

As I sat enjoying Russell Brand's first book, my superior spies me enjoying my time and immediately grabs a legal pad and asks me to update her on my research for next year. Uh. What? MORE than half our staff is gone doing awesome things in San Diego that I was not invited to. You just returned from a TWO HOUR lunch after coming into work at 11am. I appologize I don't know what to recommend just yet, but one should really mind their own business when nobody else is working. And like some sick plot, I get all the vacation requests for Italy and shit for all the other workers, assuring I still will be the only person here to staff the office into the long, cold winter.

Oh to have the strength to just off myself...